November 2012
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ofmightandmettle:
We stand together, old friend.
And what of the little one?
Well, I am staying.
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the-sensational:
[sighs] She had something called Atrial myxoma, which is basically a tumor that had been growing in her heart for a while. Eventually it grew to a point where her heart couldn’t take it and she…had a heart attack.
I see… [nods]
Thank you, milady, for taking the time to speak with me.
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colonelcarol replied to your post:
I KNOW that flipping soundtrack is just
YOU TRUSTED ME AND I FAILED YOU
/sobs
Hans Zimmer is a god
#Well then.
somesayimbadluck:
And a charmer to boot. [chuckles] Pleasure’s all mine, handsome~ So…[looks him over, small spark of interest before tilting her head slightly to the side] what brings you here, Fandral? You don’t sound like you’re from around here.
Intuitive as well. You are correct in your assumptions, milady. I hail from the realm of Asgard. There was a time, not long ago, when this realm...
kisstokillfor:
Good Fandral, how I have missed the sight of thine visage.
I am most certain.
Truthfully, milady, I am most surprised that you have lingered in this realm for so long. I assumed you would have grown tired of it.
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kisstokillfor:
A night most dull.
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sifmostvalorous:
I was out, I have returned. It seems my sweetened milk confections bring no eager warriors to my grounds. [glares]
Ehehe… [clears his throat]
Their loss, milady. [Hesitant smile]
#Well then.
somesayimbadluck:
[small, crooked smirk] I see that your name suits you, Fandral. I’m Felicia, Felicia Hardy.
A beautiful name with a face to match it. [Slowly lets her hand slip from his fingers, standing a bit straighter] A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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fiddlesticked asked: Do you go to Poland for sword polish?!?
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fiddlesticked asked: Is your mustache a handlebar so ladies have something to hold onto?!?!
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fiddlesticked asked: What flavor is your milkshake?!!? Vanilla?!?!1
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#Well then.
somesayimbadluck:
[raises an eyebrow] Something the matter, tall, blond and handsome? [faint amused smile]
[Smirks] Not at all, milady. [Takes her hand in his and places a kiss on her knuckles] Fandral the Dashing at your service.
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iamscrumptious replied to your post: What flavor is your milkshake?!!? Vanilla?!?!1
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sifmostvalorous replied to your post: callingagentcarter replied to your post:…
What do you mean “yet again”? I do not think I care for Midgardian music.
…I thought you to be out for the evening.
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callingagentcarter replied to your post: Unless
It’s about a woman shaking her tits, Fandral. Milkshake = Shaking tits.
Oh… well, you see, this makes perfect sense.
Sif is proven wrong yet again.
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sifmostvalorous replied to your post: Unless
No, that is silly. If they wished to sing of something other than some confection, they would sing of it. Clearly, the mortal men come unto this lady’s garden because hers are the most superior confections in the land.
Hmm…
Unless
This milkshake, which is said to be held in high esteem with the mortal men of this realm, is actually a euphemism… for… something… else entirely.
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I do not understand the meaning of this song.
Why wouldst I travel to a yard simply for a milkshake?
October 2012
96 posts
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goshilovearrows asked: Hey, Burger King.
Gwen Stacy →
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kisstokillfor:
Then let us take part in these not-so-secret pleasures.
/walks her fingers around his waist and pulls him close/
Would you be my company in this lonely and tiresome realm, good and handsome Fandral? Would you pledge yourself to me?
[Wraps his arms around her, looking into her eyes with a smirk fixed on his lips]
Aye, milady, it would be my pleasure. I shall, henceforth, do...
kisstokillfor:
Oh.
/turns around to face him as the door is shut, smirking wide/
How good it is to hear that he is well. Perhaps he has found an important key to surviving in this realm. Company.
/gives the “come hither” finger/
[Doesn’t even attempt to mask his grin, taking lazy steps over towards her before stopping mere inches away] So you believe sharing company to be his secret....
kisstokillfor:
/raises her eyebrows, lips pursed while listening to the description of the Hulk/
Such a beast exists? He must be a great asset to count as anyone’s ally.
/leans her head on Fandral’s shoulder with a long, exaggerated sigh/
Where is Thor? What has he gotten himself in to?
Indeed. [Fumbles with his keys a bit before getting the apartment unlocked, ushering her in and shutting...
kisstokillfor:
Laws? What Midgardian laws would ever effect us, my dashing love?
/strolls in to the building with her chin up/
You have exquisite taste, for mortal accommodations. Tell me more about this “Hulk.” I have only heard rumors and stories.
/reattaches herself to Fandral’s arm as soon as he inside with her/
[Leads her over to the elevator, grimacing due to his distaste of the...
kisstokillfor:
/wraps her arm around his, resting her other hand on it as well/
I need not worry about their hostilities with your blade around to protect me. Now…
/looks up at him with curiosity/
What is this shadow that looms over Midgard? You never did tell me.
I am still unsure of many of the details. This realm had only just recovered from the the titan Thanos’s attack some odd...
kisstokillfor:
Show me the way, my love. It would be best if your friends do not know, either. They would not understand, as you do.
[Bows a bit] ‘Tis not far from here. [Offers his arm, leading her towards the small apartment complex near the east side of the city] Methinks you are correct in this regard. They find it difficult to decipher your… complexity.
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sifmostvalorous replied to your post:
Sif disliked this.
WELL MAYBE IF SHE HAD BEEN THERE TO TALK HIS DUMB ASS OUT OF IT
kisstokillfor:
/pulls her fingers back, tracing them down Fandral’s jaw, pausing, then gently pushing him away/
Was that as terrible as you thought it would be? Shall we find a place more private to retreat to? There is so much you must catch me up on.
[Sighs] Aye, if that be your wish, it shall in turn be my command. I have acquired personal quarters here upon Midgard with the help of...
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kisstokillfor:
/slides her hands up into Fandral’s hair, holding the kiss for a long enough moment to spark the enchantment she put on them long ago/
[Begins to melt into the kiss, tightening his grip of her just slightly, his fingers sliding up from the the small of her back]
kisstokillfor:
/reaches up and places a hand on either side of Fandral’s face/
It will be enjoyable for you as well, I promise.
[Chuckles and hooks an arm around her waist, pulling her body close to his own and glancing up into her eyes for a quick moment before leaning in to place a soft kiss to Amora’s lips]
kisstokillfor:
My self control is stronger than other maidens. If it should fail, you would have have the comfort of telling me I was wrong.
Well…I have not the heart to deny a woman that which she truly desires. Especially if it is within my ability to grant.
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kisstokillfor:
Come now, my Dashing One, just one kiss to satisfy my curiosity…
Therein lies the problem, milady. Maidens are never satisfied to stop there. They always desire more.
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kisstokillfor:
How can you be so sure about that?
kisstokillfor:
Instead of spinning sarcasm, why not use that tongue of yours for something more useful?
I do not believe the first though that came to mind is one that you intended to instill…
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kisstokillfor replied to your post: Well, this is rather amusing.
Your voyeurism knows no bounds.
You have no idea. Truly.
Well, this is rather amusing.
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kisstokillfor:
“At such a time?” Good Fandral, what time is this that I have interrupted?
Have you not heard? A shadow looms over Midgard. Is it mere coincidence that you would choose now to venture to this Terran realm or are your intentions more sinister?
kisstokillfor:
/saunters up to him, hands laced behind her back/
Have I already left the Dashing One speechless?
I am simply lamenting that my good fortune hath seemingly abandoned me this night, that I would find you here at such a time.
kisstokillfor:
Something wrong?
Well, then.
That is most certainly not good news.