November 2011
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*quietly eats candy bars on the couch*
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To my other and equally dashing Fandrals
thedashingfandral:
I would be remiss to not share this with the rest of you. The Son of Rogers created this for us:
thedashingfandral:
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She... she wouldn't...
iamironmandamnit replied to your post: I have triumphed over the villainous bedazzler!
*claps* She’s just going to wait until you sleep to do it again.
I have triumphed over the villainous bedazzler!
That took much longer than it should have…
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swordmaidensif:
“I’m sure there are others,” Sif said, setting aside the shirt she’d been working on to stand and peruse Darcy’s DVD collection. She plucked one from the shelf and looked at the cover, then held it up with a wide grin for Fandral to see.
“He looks like you!” she said, smiling, as she showed him the DVD case for Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
Fandral immediately narrowed his eyes...
swordmaidensif:
Sif’s breath shuddered. She dropped her head onto Fandral’s shoulder and, for a moment, allowed herself to just feel sad. Not trusting herself to speak, she merely nodded in agreement with his statement, pulling away when he did. She appreciated the comfort more than she could say, but she felt relieved when he moved on to the subject of the movie.
“It has to have some merit,...
swordmaidensif:
“You are not overshadowing. I— I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but…” Sif trailed off and rubbed her forehead, trying to find the right words to say. “I cannot speak on it now. I can’t. And if I continue to never speak of it, or even think of it, it will eventually go away. I’ll be fine.”
She gave his wrist another squeeze and withdrew her hand. Despite her best efforts...
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But truly, we all know it's all about how you...
swordmaidensif:
Sif looked up in surprise at Fandral’s words. Sitting around and talking about feelings was something that never happened with them. Almost never, at least. Sif had gotten used to that, because all the people she spent time with on a regular basis were men and there were things men just didn’t discuss, emotions being one of them.
She was quiet, contemplative for a while. She...
swordmaidensif:
Turning from the television, Sif met Fandral’s eyes and pressed her lips together for a moment. She sighed from the nose and shook her head, patting his shoulder. “I don’t really wish to speak on it,” she said simply. “In fact, I’m certain it is better if I do not. It was a long time ago, for both of us. He has moved on and found someone that he loves very much. One day, I will...
swordmaidensif:
Once the cloak was done, Sif moved on to one of his shirts. She’d let him handle his socks and boots on his own. “Excited about the party? Or about Thor’s wedding?” she asked. She supposed he meant both, and shrugged in response.
“I am happy that Thor is happy,” was what she said. It didn’t exactly answer the question, but it was the truth.
Fandral turned his attention to...
swordmaidensif:
“Oh, she meant no harm. Worse pranks than this have been played on all of us.” Sif continued to pick the little gems from the cloak. It was beautifully made, but that was one of the benefits of being friends with the royal family- all the finest things in Asgard became available if only you asked for them.
Sif watched the movie and let her hands work. It was easy to multitask,...
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Go sign this petition, guys. →
swordmaidensif:
Laughing aloud, Sif raised her glass to Fandral and took a drink, then she moved to sit next to him on the couch. She watched with fascination as text began to scroll up the screen. “Interesting that this is apparently such an integral element of Midgardian culture, yet it isn’t even about Midgard.”
On the couch, she pulled Fandral’s cloak over her knees and began to carefully...
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swordmaidensif:
“Much more knowledgeable,” Sif said, smirking. When the tray of the DVD player continued to pop out after several of Fandral’s attempts to push it back in, she waved him away.
“You’ll break it if you’re not careful.” Midgardian devices made for human use were never as sturdy as things made for Asgardians and she knew it’d be better for both of them if they didn’t incur Darcy’s...
swordmaidensif:
Sif rolled her eyes at Fandral, but it stood to reason that he should be able to figure out the contraption with more ease than her. Whether he actually could remained to be seen. With a grin, she handed him the disks and turned to the television, pressing the button that said ‘power.’ That step was obvious enough.
“Now, wise Fandral, how do we proceed?” she asked, canting her...
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Fandral wandered into the living room, his bedazzled belongings in hand. Sif had called out that she found what they’d been searching for but the poor girl didn’t know how to make the movie machine go. Fandral, having lived in Midgard for several months now was confident that he could solve this technological riddle.
After first setting out various alcoholic beverages on the coffee...
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Anonymous asked: thornthornthornthurisazthegrimthorn
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I'm going to get some air.
darcylewis-:
theeverdashingone:
I will return when no longer in a blind rage I’ve calmed.
Please, try not to get into too much trouble in my absence.
But…
you haven’t seen what I did to the bathroom…
*eyes widen*
*turns on his heels and walks out*
I'm going to get some air.
darcylewis-:
Wa-wait…
You’re leaving?
*sadface*
I will return when no longer in a blind rage I’ve calmed.
Please, try not to get into too much trouble in my absence.
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I'm going to get some air.
I may or may not return this evening.
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My... my... my... belongings.
darcylewis-:
theeverdashingone:
Oh, shit.
Are you crying?
WHAT NEW DEVILRY IS THIS!?
My... my... my... belongings.
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Anonymous asked: Take off her pants, Charming.
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darcylewis- replied to your post: DARCY DUN BEDAZZLED ALL YO SHIT, ROBIN HOOD.
TRAITOR ANON. COME MEET ME AT DAWN FOR A DUEL
Where will this duel be held and may I attend? I will best any opponent I am faced with!
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Anonymous asked: She's vagazzled herself.
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Anonymous asked: DARCY DUN BEDAZZLED ALL YO SHIT, ROBIN HOOD.
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I will happily stay out of this conversation.
And sit here shining my sword.
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darcylewis- replied to your post: Praise Odin…
What?
Nothing at all, my love.
Praise Odin...
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What... does this button do...?
darcylewis-:
*fake sputters* I’m offended by that. I take offense to that. I’m no nudist.
*tugs on his hair and huffs, treading water*
*kisses along her jaw apologetically* Mmm… not what I was implying. You know that.
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darcylewis-:
theeverdashingone:
*swims over to her and plants a kiss on her lips* Not at all, my love.
*wrinkles her nose and wraps her arms around his neck* Thought so. Mm. You just wanted me in here so I’d take my clothes off.
Please. We both know I wouldn’t need to drag you all the way out here for that.
*runs his hands across her hips to the small of her back and pulls her...
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darcylewis-:
*spits out water that hit her in the face from his splash* Jeez, you trying to drown me?
*flicks some water at him and sticks her tongue out*
*swims over to her and plants a kiss on her lips* Not at all, my love.
What... does this button do...?
darcylewis-:
theeverdashingone:
*tries not to make too much noise as they head out into the backyard*
I do hope the water is warmer than the air out here… or else we may have a problem.
*snickers* It’s heated, thank god. *begins undressing, shivering*
I’ll meet you in the pool. My tits are going to freeze to death. *jumps into the pool*
*watches her for a moment with a small smirk...
Anonymous asked: Becs wants your sex.
Anonymous asked: Kiss meeeeeeee
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darcylewis-:
*grins* This way, then! *grabs his hand and tugs him*
*tries not to make too much noise as they head out into the backyard*
I do hope the water is warmer than the air out here… or else we may have a problem.
Anonymous asked: James?
