May 2012
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shieldmaidensif replied to your post: Leave off, Fandral, you’ve never had a maiden in your bed in all your life. You’ve only had bored lightskirts who take you as a second option when they don’t make the cut into Thor’s bed that night.
It’s interesting to see how many flock to Loki’s defense when he was so keen on forcing their entire world into subjugation.
I had thought this race to be wiser.
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Anonymous asked: *snicker* As delusional as ever, dear Fandral. How funny that you have 'courted' so many and yet never married. That is hardly something to boast of, now is it? It is my concern because you expound about what "maidens" want, yet you're offended when one disagrees with you. And how would you know Loki cares nothing for me? You have never understood him and you never will....
lokilaufeyson:
No. That is not how it would have played out at all. Even if I had stayed, there would be no celebration. Not for me. I would have continued to be kicked to the side, like always.
Asgard, is not my home. It was never meant to be my home. It never felt like a home.
And you celebrated anyway, did you not? I heard things in that cell. None of you cared. I drop into the dead of...
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Anonymous asked: Leave off, Fandral, you've never had a maiden in your bed in all your life. You've only had bored lightskirts who take you as a second option when they don't make the cut into Thor's bed that night.
lokilaufeyson:
Perhaps you should be focusing more on your brain than your bed.
Exactly your problem, my friend. And look what it’s brought you. This whole… dilemma we are faced with could have easily been avoided if you had simply returned with Thor when he beckoned for you instead of attempting to take Midgard for yourself. Upon your return home, we would have celebrated. Drank,...
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theeverdashingone:
It matters not, what messages I do and do not receive. For I will be the one with a maiden in bed beside me this very night. And you… well, you have your hand, yes?
At least I know my hand is clean.
…Was this meant to be an insult? I cannot tell.
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lokilaufeyson:
And yet I see nothing at all sent your way.
It matters not, what messages I do and do not receive. For I will be the one with a maiden in bed beside me this very night. And you… well, you have your hand, yes?
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You are fat.
lokilaufeyson:
Oh believe me, I could. I could very easily.
Hmm. I smell a wager.
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You are fat.
lokilaufeyson:
Because I do not whore myself out, unlike some.
You could not if you tried.
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You are fat.
lokilaufeyson:
That must make you rather enormous yourself, seeing as you weigh more than I do.
And yet the maidens still favor me. Imagine that.
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You are fat.
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Also
I LOVE ALL THE MAIDENS IN THIS REALM.
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To Midgard
grim-visage:
shieldmaidensif:
Whatever it was that had scared the young woman off, Sif could tell right away that their small band looked only marginally less out of place here than they had in the small town of Puente Antiguo. “Perhaps S.H.I.E.L.D.’s halls will not be so easy to find,” she said, meeting the eyes of passers-by as they gawped at or took photographs of her and her friends. The...
